Random Cat Pics and A Little Song My cat’s name is Evelyn. Her breath smells like cat food.

To the tune of Hall & Oates’ “You Make My Dreams”†

Well you track around a metric tonne of litter
You’re a filthy little critter
You mess up my happy home
There were times I thought I’d make you into a sweater
Now wouldn’t that be better
But then I’d be alone, aw yeah

Because you, you are my Evvie Loo [Loo loo, loo, loo, looloo, loo, loo]
Well, well well, you, aw yeah, you are my Evvie Loo [Loo loo, loo, loo, looloo, loo.]

There are times when you are yelping in the hallway

I think you do things the hard way
You could wait until the dawn
But your tone’s so sweet, you make us laugh and snicker
And I suppose that your way’s quicker
To get your dinner on, oh yeah, I said

you, you are my Evvie Loo [Loo loo, loo, loo, looloo, loo, loo]
Well, well well, you, aw yeah, you are my Evvie Loo [Loo loo, loo, loo, looloo, loo.]

EVELYN SOLO:

Listen to this! Brrrrrrrang? Braaaaaang? Breeeow?

ME:

You soundlike a caaaaar alarm, but you don’t have any lips, it’s okay….

Heck yes! you, you are my Evvie Loo [Loo loo, loo, loo, looloo, loo, loo]
Well, well well, you, all night, you are my Evvie Loo [Loo loo, loo, loo, looloo, loo.]

†USER NOTE:  This is pretty cute if you just read it, but it’s much funnier if you listen to the song and read it at the same time, and it’s extra-funny if you picture me singing it to Evelyn, as I just did.

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